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If I were the wife of a BBC executive, upon learning that my husband would not be getting his inflated, undeserved bonus I would write a very strongly worded letter to the BBC Trust demanding it be reinstated, and this is how that letter would go:

Dear Cunts,

How dare you. How very dare you. My husband, a man held in the highest regard within the corporation, deserves every last penny of his bonus and to take it away from him is tantamount to injustuce of the highest degree. Nobody in the history of television programming works harder than BBC executives, working around the clock to fill the schedules with the best shows known to audiences around the globe. Let me list a few of the great shows my husband has been a part of with the BBC and then you tell me he doesn't deserve that bonus!

My Family
Life of Riley
The Green Green Grass
My Hero
According To Bex
Mad About Alice
Orrible
Coming Of Age
Outnumbered
Jam & Jerusalem
Comrade Dad
Chef!
Kiss Me Kate
Keeping Up Appearances
Swiss Toni
Trexx and Flipside
Hyperdrive

Now tell me... that... he doesn't deserve...







Shit.